Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch.
Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.
It can not be the crabs.”
The doctor said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look.”
“After examining the doctor proclaimed, “Ma’am, your right, you do not have the crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.”
